I think with any kind of disability it’s easy to withdraw from life.  It’s not something I did intentionally it sort of crept up on me.  Winter is not a good time.  My bones and nerve damage react to cold, damp, wind.  The streets can be icy and my balance is poor.  I have to wear so many layers that getting out of my pyjamas compares with white water rafting.  I have so many reasons not to participate.  But that was then and this is now.

I’ve pushed myself to go out, meet people, resurrect old friendships.  It’s energising in one way but floors me in another.  Like Saturday.  I went to a fiftieth birthday party in a function room some distance from where I live.  Lots of my myelopathy friends are probably nodding their heads right now knowing that car travel is problematic.  Every jerk, every bump results in discomfort.  Getting out of the car was painful.  It takes an immense effort to get to my feet even when supported.  Once I’m among friends and the music bounces around in my head it feels worth it.

It’s not easy for me to socialise.  I take slow release pain relief to keep comfortable but I can’t drink more than one Spitzer without severe head pain.  So I never reach the point that most drinkers do when they are totally relaxed and conversation flows.   I feel wooden, I think I’m just out of practice.  With family and close friends I don’t worry about my choice of words, which regularly are unrelated to the topic.  Instead of shower I might say flowers, instead of fridge I might say tomatoe…or I might say nothing…I go blank.  I’ve been tested for Alzheimer’s but the result was negative.  I know that myelopathy can effect the whole central nervous system but that doesn’t help me.  I simply don’t know what to say after ‘hello’.  Luckily friends picked us up in a cab and they’d gone skiing with lots of the party goers and so I picked up snippets of things to say.

But I danced.  God knows what I looked like.  It bloody hurt but for just a few minutes I felt amazing.  It was following 50 Cent that I knew I was in trouble.  Then there was the cab ride home during which I would have beheaded myself if I’d had a machete.  Indoors I took some liquid oxycodone which knocked me out for a couple of hours but when I woke oh dear it was so bad.  The worst I’ve been since I was carried out of Moons.  I needed to go to the loo but couldn’t move my head. I actually laid there wishing I had a bed pan. Hours passed and looking at my husband fast asleep and knowing my kids were in their rooms asleep I realise I’m in a bubble all on my own; no one can help me.  I consider can I make it to A&E and beg for a morphine shot but I can’t face the car journey.  I think I fall back to sleep at about 6am.

I was in this self-inflicted world of pain till Tuesday night.

I must mention my burning.  When I overstretch myself physically I get burning hands and feet.  It is extremely painful, but itchy too and it affects my scalp; it’s nerve damage.  It was so bad this time that minute tears on my skin appeared and it worked its way up my leg and arm.  It looked like I’d shaved my legs and arm – badly.  I had it for two days.  Often I get it across my cheeks so I always have a brown bag handy.

On Wednesday I was very unsteady on my feet, swaying, falling to one side so Wednesday evening I went to the swimming pool and walked around in the shallow end trying to get my legs into some sort of rhythm.  Slept most of Thursday.  Went back to leisure centre Thursday night.  Today I feel perky.  No awful pain.  No dizzy turns.  Just shuffling around like I usually do and it’s comforting.  It’s usually at this stage that I shun socialising.  The pain scares me.  Obviously I’m in constant pain, but I’m used to it and on a lot of pain meds.  This other pain that I set off by physical exertion and car journeys is the worst pain in the world.  I can avoid it.  I can stay at home.  On my sofa.  Living through my books.  Letting life pass me by.  Or I can go to Rachel’s baby shower.

I’m going.  Wish me luck. I’m an idiot.



Lights, Camera, Action

I’ve decided to live a little, regardless of pain, regardless of speeding up degeneration.  My last mri showed no further degeneration; my neck is stable and there is no cord compression; so maybe my lifestyle has slowed degeneration down? But I don’t feel alive.  I don’t feel elated.  I don’t get a rush of excitement.  I don’t belly laugh to the point I cry.  I don’t run along a beach until I’m so hot I throw myself into an incoming wave.

My life is careful.  I rarely go to new places.  The only new people I meet work for Amazon.  My old friends think I’m a frigment of their imagination

The fact is this: I will never escape pain.  It’s like a wasp; even if I stay calm and ignore it, the little beast won’t beat it…and possibly if I resume some sort of semi normal life it might trigger further progression.  But I’m in a quandary because for the first time since this whole horrible chapter of my life begun I’ve experienced depression.  There’s no point pretending otherwise.  I was so down my forehead was scraping off the floor.  Pain, lonliness, frustration, too much time looking backward and not forward got the better of me.  I think I’m over the worst of it now but it did scare me. I think I’d rather risk further degeneration than be the person I was a few months ago.

I think my inability to write triggered it.  I don’t know what’s going on with my spine or central nervous system.  I’ve gone from writing easing my pain to writing setting it off.   I’m not giving up even though it’s tempting.  I’m working on it….just very slowly.

Intermittently I check out I don’t read as many or write as many posts as I used because of pain.  However via this site I got to participate in a video to aid doctors diagnose cervical myelopathy.  I didn’t have to think twice.  Whatever I can do to promote awareness of this dibilitating disease I will.  My husband was weary; he’s seen how I crash when I’ve over reached…but I’m more scared of not existing than crashing at this point in time.

It was so much fun.  Filming in a studio in Covent Garden.  Meeting doctors and cameramen.  Having a microphone pinned to me. It was a mix between House and Grey’s Anatomy.

It was a bit odd laying down on the bed surrounded by cameras and lighting.  My daughter was in the room and I knew if I caught her eye I’d start laughing.

So I’m on the couch and a very beautiful, vivacious lady doctor explains that this video will be used to train doctors.  Watching it they will have to make a diagnosis based on the examination and my responses.  She goes on to carry out an upper limb examination.    In between scenes I have a coffee.  They had biscuits too but my fingers are so unreliable they’d be crumbs everywhere; certainly in my hair.  The lower limb examination is with a very dishy male doctor.  My daughter concurred on this point.

The examination is a mix of me pushing and pulling and parts of me being tapped and buzzed with instruments. I find it really hard to respond to touch tests.  It’s like eye tests when they say was it better first or second.  It’s so hard to tell.  My sensation is reduced in all sort of places on my body.  I burn and cut myself and don’t feel it, I get bruises and don’t know how I got them yet pain on my external ears is so acute I can’t bear to lift them away from the pillow.

I’m not going to lie I was in pain.  Both doctors were totally considerate, I could have stopped but I knew it wouldn’t subside for hours maybe even days.  Earlier a car collected us; the journey was about an hour but it seemed much shorter.  Grace and I were catching-up and having been raised in Central London it was interesting to see how much Soho and Covent Garden had changed.  We even passed where my primary school used to be…but still the pain sets in and getting out of the car was difficult.  Once pain breaches my shields its takes root.  On a positive note it was good that the doctors got to see me struggling a little because sometimes my walking is very good.  I was filmed getting off the couch. CUT. Walking straight and turning around and walking back again. CUT.  The two scars at the front of my neck. CUT.  The scar at the back of my neck. CUT.

The film company arranged transport home and covered all costs.  But yes, the journey was painful…I took two tramadol on top of amitriptyline and pregabalin.  It was excruciatingly hard getting out of the car even with Grace helping.  Once indoors my husband held up the note I’d left him ‘towels are in the fridge’?  My mind is a complex thing but he translated and hung the towels from the washing machine on the line.  Dropping onto my chairlift and pressing up I had a smile on my face.  I’d done something different and helpful and meeting new people was stimulating,  filming was fun and  I have something to talk about and blog about.

I intend 2018 to be diferent; for me to be different.  I need to live a little.  I’m not thinking big here…I’m thinking a weekend at a spa with my husband; sitting on tall stools at the bar, enjoying a glass of wine and making love in a bed that’s not ours.  I want to go to a cocktail bar. I want a full body massage. I want to walk round central London; in and out of  shops and have coffee in a trendy cafe that’s not Costa or Cafe Nero.  I want to go to Miller and Carter.

I am disabled.  I am in pain.  In time I will  get worse.  At first this frigtened me because my children were young and I was scared I wouldn’t be there for them.  But I was, even though it’s been tough on all of us.  They are nearly all grown and I feel relieved and grateful.  I think now  I can push myself because when I end up in bed riddled with pain for a week I’m not letting anyone down.  More importantly by reaching out to old friends and new friends I’m no longer isolating myself and hopefully that will prevent me from being glum.

Yesterday I perused some of the Myelopathy posts and it is so apparent that depression is a serious off shoot of this disease.  It’s hard for fit and healthy people to imagine what it’s like to live with chronic pain.  I mean, I go to bed in pain.  It’s all over.   Pain wakes me up, usually at about three.  It’s like I’ve been crushed by a steam roller.  The pain is so full on it takes me a good five minutes to breath through it and get upright.  The intensity of it fades as I move, as does my rigidity, but the discomfort is still sufficient to keep me awake.  I let the dogs out and made a cuppa and I sit in my bed in the dark and listen to music.

Going to the swimming baths and exercising in the water has helped my depression considerably.  There’s regular swimmers to say hello to.  I feel more body confident.  The sauna and steam rooms are relaxing.  I feel proud of myself for not just giving up.  It’s winter and it’s not so easy putting on layers to go to a cold pool to then takes all those layers off.  It’s a massive effort but I go, no exceptions.

What I’ve not been so good at is socialising but pre Christmas I did go out to lunch twice and it was so uplifting to meet my friends out of the house.  So my quest is to get out and live a little, dance a little, drink a little, laugh a lot.




My mood over the last month has swung, dived and crashed.   It has been a bit of a bumpy ride for me, my family and my marriage.  Sometimes I pass a mirror and catch a glimpse of myself and I look so stern.  I’ve always been smily and giggly, one of those happy annoying people, but longterm pain has altered that.  It’s evident on my face, I see it in my eyes, pain and impatience.  My patience used to be infinite, the only time my back would be up is if someone was being treated badly.  Now the smallest things upset me; like a dirty plate left in the sink.  I’m snappy and blunt.  I’ve never suffered PMT and I think I’ve gone through the menopause but I can’t confirm that because with myelopathy everything else goes on the back burner.  I’ve never discussed the menopause with my doctor, or HRT, so maybe there are other contributing factors to my moods.

What’s really affected me is my inability to write and blog.  I was so near to getting my book published and then crash, I’m hit by the myelopathy bus which now has a passenger Fibromyalgia.

Myelopathy pain is very specific and recognisable to me.  It’s in my head, neck, shoulders and arms.  There’s a flavour to it, like a cough candy.  My medication has pain under control once I’m static; bending, reaching, lifting, the car – then I’m in trouble.

Fibromyalgia though is a monster.  It floors me.  You could count to a thousand and I’m not getting up.  You’d think that pregabalin, amitriptyline and tramadol would contain it but no…it’s that bad guy that keeps getting up again and again.

It’s a very common condition, particularly in sufferers of myelopathy.  One day I’m doing ok the next I’m so stiff I can’t  turn in the bed or sit up and pain runs the length of my body which is sore to the touch.  Moving my head is a very bad idea.  There are three symptoms that I find the most difficult to cope with: IBS, exhaustion and mental impairment.

I’m at the stage now where I eat mainly soup, toast and mashed vegetables.  Everything sets my IBS off and the pain in my stomach is debilitating.  I also suffer from lower back pain, I have a couple of deceased disks there and in my thoracic area so when the IBS strikes it feels like my whole lower torso is in pain.

Exhaustion is the second symptom.  I’m barely on the computer ten minutes when my eyelids flutter, my vision zooms in and out and I’m falling asleep.  I sleep so much I don’t know where 2017 went.

So you can see it is hard to blog and to edit a book when your stomach has swelled to the size of a whale and you can’t remain awake.  It’s also hard to edit a book if you are nonsensical.  You’d think using my imagination, researching ideas and theasaurasing would exercise my brain.


Writing, reading, crosswords, word searches they are not working. Something is very wrong in the faculties department.  It’s more than forgetfulness that comes with age.  It’s not being able to ask for coffee in a coffee shop because you can’t remember that coffee is called coffee even though you are surrounded by the word and the product.  It’s walking away from the cash point without the cash.  It’s not knowing your children’s names.  It’s posting letters without stamps.   It’s being in the wrong restaurant when your friend is in the right one.

In the beginning these little peculiarities were infrequent and something to laugh over.  Now they are regular and impact on the frustration I already feel because of my immobility.  I’m now physically slow and mentally slow and my dream of being a published writer is slipping away.

Am I coping? I think so.  I’m meeting friends outside of the house, going to different coffee shops but the journey in the car cripples me.  I’m persevering with physio and my swalking.   For each day I’m active I’m spending two/three days in bed.

This morning I was up at seven following seventeen hours in bed.  I didn’t intend to blog, I only blog when I have something to say and today I do.


I remember when I was first pregnant.  Every mother I came across imparted her words of wisdom.  Some of which was invaluable, some not suited to me and some that was judgemental.  Although pregnancy is a condition common to innumerable females each pregnancy is unique because each woman is unique.

Myelopathy is exactly this.  We might share symptoms but our medical histories are different.  How we came to have myelopathy is different.  Many of us have other health issues.  One person might need 10mg amitriptyline another 20mg.  That doesn’t mean the second person is taking too much or not coping.  After my first Cesarian I didn’t take any pain relief, not even a paracetamol because I was breastfeeding.  After my first acdf I left the hospital the next day and never took pain relief from that point.  Yet right now I’m on 600mg pregabalin.  Knowing my history would you say I’m someone who can’t cope with pain or is it that my pain is so substantial I need that drug?  Maybe right now that drug is weakening my kidneys.  If I stopped taking pregablin I would be suicidal – undoubtedly.

As someone whose body used to be a temple; no drugs legal or illegal, no smoking, very little alcohol I take whatever tablets available to make today as pain-free as possible so I can enjoy my family.

My point – don’t tell depressed people to cheer up, don’t tell people on meds to cut down – we’re neither doctors or physcologists.

There is no tomorrow if you can’t live today.















Sometimes friends ask you – if you were a dog, what dog would you be?  I like the idea of being a pug.  Everyone loves pugs.   My myelopathy body has numerous folds now so there is a resemblance.

But I’m a husky.  I’m strapped into a harness pulling Scott and his bloody kit across the Antarctic.

I’m in a slump.  No matter how positive I endeavour to be I can’t shake it.  It’s like I punish myself because six years of having myelopathy you’d think I’d know my limitations.  Yet I keep going around in a circle, chasing my tail the way disturbed dogs do.

I get these short periods of time, when I’m not in pain, I’m not dizzy, I’m not so rigid, I’m sleeping well and I think, yeah, I’m feeling pretty good.  I quietly, slowly reintroduce some of my old routines.  It always starts with a wash, I love the smell of clean clothes as you pull them from the drum.  I lower the clothes line so it’s at shoulder height.   It’s so rewarding folding dry, fresh clothes.  Next comes the dinner.  Pre myelopathy I was never a microwave/takeaway/chicken nugget mum.  I’m not skilled in the kitchen but I do the basics well.  It’s not easy preparing  food when you have poor grip and little oomph but I put the radio on and putting a dinner in front of my kids is so rewarding.  Already the spasms are returning, the head pain is increasing, but I haven’t done the taking the bus independently to the shops yet.  I wait for the right moment, for when my husband has gone golf, so that he can’t list the thirteen reasons why not to leave the house alone. I potter in the charity shops, peruse Aldi, I can’t actually buy anything over featherweight because I can’t carry it, so I splurge in the bakers for cakes for the kids.  Ok they’re sixteen and seventeen but a Belgium bun still puts a smile on their faces.  On the bus back I’m breathing hard, shit my head hurts, I want to cry by the time I get off the bus and as soon as I put the key in the door I’m nearly sprinting to the medicine cupboard.  I’m alone, no one to see what a fool I’ve been, what I’ve needlessly put myself through – Mission Impossible – The Bakery.  No one home to make me a cup of tea.  My hands shake trying to get the tea caddy top off, it takes two hands to lift the kettle.  The pain is intolerable, I mean I just want to shoot myself.  I sometimes feel, just fleetingly, that I don’t want to do this anymore, I don’t want to suffer but the pain passes, sometimes in an hour of taking pain relief, sometimes in a week.   What knocks the wind out of me though is that reinforcement that I’m pretty f**ked.  Nothing is going to make me undisabled.  I will always be on hard drugs.

It’s never much good feeling sorry for yourself but it’s not healthy  thinking it’s mind over matter.  If your spinal cord is damaged, it stays damaged.  If you have a degenerative or progressive disease you are going to get worse. I won’t say you can make it easy on yourself because that’s never going to happen but you can make it harder on yourself.

My last point is this,  I think I’ve always been disabled aware.  I see people struggling like the oldies and I’d hold the door, help. them on the bus, things that the normal ok person does to be helpful and considerate.  I’ve never been very mental health aware.  I could say I don’t know anyone with mental health issues but I probably do, they’re just bottling it all up.  I think honestly I have mental health issues.  I feel so low sometimes that it’s like I’m fathoms under the sea, so unreachable that I feel totally disconnected from the world.  I cut myself off from Facebook, from writing and sometimes hours pass, days go slowly by, I’m staring at the tv but I don’t connect with it, I sleep a lot and it’s like I’ve disappeared.

Today I’m back.



The upgrade

I was at Charing Cross today.  I always feel emotional there. It was this time six years ago that I’d spent a fortnight on the ENT ward.  I’d been transferred from Hillingdon Hospital or in my experience HELLingdon for my first ACDF which was postponed due to my facial infection.  I was so well looked after there.  Yet once I step over their threshold I feel anxious.  Even today when I’d already knew I didn’t require surgical intervention.  That although I had some minor degenerative changes in my thoracic and lumber areas I had no cord compression.   This is very good news, a few dehydrated discs here and there is plain sailing.  I can get back to swalking and writing and persue publishing.   My battle now is with pain.

One minute I’m typing away and the next a wave of pain strikes and I want to throw up.  Doctors ask is it sharp?  Is it tingling?  Actually this pain is blunt and it feels deep rooted like a tumour and it’s in my head and the groves in my shoulders and it feels like veins in my neck are twisting.  It’s also bloody boring and it makes me sad.   It’s fine.  My emotional cave ins don’t last long.  Paddy and Kitty will bounce onto the sofa beside me and they’ll come up with a funny tale or two.  I love having my children close.  Young people have this electricity charging through them that’s contagious.   I think it’s what keeps me so positive…usually.

For a while I wondered would there be new experiences on my horizon, would I meet new people?  It’s not me being dramatic;  I’ve only  been out of my local area four times in a year: twice to the theatre and twice to Charing Cross Hospital.  My writing led me to an agent, which led me to editing meetings in new cafes and bars and maybe in the future it will lead me to a publisher.  It is of course  a poisoned chalice because over the last year I have deteriorated in terms of pain and I have to consider that my manuscript is possibly the reason.  Oxycotin’s been added to my perscription and I keep randomly falling asleep.  I think I’m in bed more than I’m awake.  I can’t bend; not to the fridge, the cooker, to pet the dogs.  I’m also very confused.

Everyone with CSM will be familiar with chronic pain and a constantly altering physical state.  Myelopathy is like someone having your effigy and each day they stick a pin in a different part or they stick two pins, three pins, four pins.

Myelopathy steals your life.  It prevents people from working.  From operating independently.  From participating in their hobbies and family life.  It’s like being an extra on a film set.

Every day before work I swam thirty lengths.  I spent the day in front of students lecturing. I drove to soft play rooms and kids parties. Every occassion I danced.  Every snowfall I built snowmen.  I remember starting a snowball off with my kids outside their school and rolling it all the way home whilst it grew larger and larger. All the time I baked, and power walked, and gardened and springcleaned and decorated all to the soundtrack of Kiss FM.  Now I’m an observor.

I think what I feel is loss.  Of course I’m glad to be alive, not to be in a wheelchair, not to be battling cancer, not to be in Syria.  The list of those worse off than me goes on forever. Most of the time thinking of them stops me from selfishly thinking about me but today, back in Charing Cross, I remember that I’m left with a version of myself that’s no longer useful.  I know that problems will arise and I’ll be downgraded again.

There’s that saying I wouldn’t wish it on my enemy – actually I think it would be brilliant.  For them to wake up one morning bright and breezy until they attempt to get out of bed.  To not be able to move.  To have to focus all energy on swinging their legs out of bed, to try to sit up, breathing hard because of the energy used.  To feel exhausted and defeated and that’s before they’ve put a foot on the floor.

I think what’s difficult is that I am disabled but not conventionally.  Today I may have walked the length of the garden.  Tomorrow I may not make it to the back door.  But if I’m out I’m probably casually dressed, definitely smiling because I love going for coffee and this will be me at my best otherwise I wouldn’t be out.

I’m like an Olympic athlete – my walking depends on the environment and conditions.  How long I’ve been seated for.  Whether I’ve travelled in a car.  How dizzy I feel. The surface I’m walking on.

The next day I’ll be in pain.  I’ll be tired.  My body will be so stiff and heavy it’s like semi paralysis.  I’ll lay in bed unable to lift my head from the pillow and I’ll vow never to leave the house again but it’s like childbirth…a week later I’ve forgotten all that and off for coffee I go again.

I don’t know how my words or tone read.  I don’t want to be a moaner but then again I don’t want to pretend like everything is cushty because for all those out there with myelopathy I won’t diminish the challenges they face along with their family.  For a long time I felt very isolated.  I didn’t understand my disease so I couldn’t explain it.  I searched the internet for hours, every day at the beginning, trying to find information and others with myelopathy.  When I stumbled across and it was brilliant.  I had a place to check in each day, read about others’ operations, outcomes, difficulties, chat.  Through them I found other facebook sites Spondylosis Support Site and Anterior cervical discectomy and fusion(ACDF).  I’ve learnt masses about my disease.  It helps me to understand my mri, to have more informed discussions with my surgeon and doctor and I get strength from others because they’re feeling it too.

One of the reasons I write this blog is because it might find its way to someone who is totally floored by what is happening to them and who desperately needs a support group.   I also write because it’s my new thing.  It’s what fills my time.  It’s what keeps pain in the background. If the old you was a sailor, windsurfer, gymer, rider, white water rafter there will be something new, a challenge, on the horizon.

Writing is my dream.  It makes me the upgrade.




The Cube

It occurred to me yesterday that living with myelopathy is like a compendium of games.

The day usually starts with The Cube.  How many attempts will it take to get the lid off the coffee jar?  The game requires patience and concentration.  I focus on keeping my grip tight.  I need the audience (my family) to be quiet; a casual comment like good morning and coffee granules are crunched underfoot for days.  Oh dear I have to use my ‘simplify’; “Kitty!  Would you fill the milk jug for me.”  Did I put sweetener in? I did.  Did I? I ‘ve done years of trial runs but still the game challenges me. People may presume that being at home my day drags but no.  Half an hour goes by and I’ve yet to get the coffee lid back on the jar.  I’m so busy my coffee is cold.  God I love it when someone makes me a cuppa.

Much of the day is spent playing Cluedo.  Is my iPod upstairs in the bedroom or in the kitchen with Caitlan?   Is my phone in the front room with Paddy?   My tablets are definately in the bedroom with my husband.  My book? That’s in the garden.  I get my cane, take a step down onto the patio, holding the grab rail and then shuffle. My right leg doesn’t lift without considerable effort and I can’t afford to fall over again.  Whoosh  it’s the afternoon and I’ve done nothing but boy do I feel tired.

Scaletrix.  I need the loo.  In the chair lift I settle.  Finger on the up button.  Staying on the track isn’t the problem, it’s maintaining finger pressure otherwise I stop prematurely and beep.  It’s not as fast a ride as I’d like and the ride down is a bit hairy – it’s the vertigo that does it.

Twister is the most physical.  I can’t bend. Crouching down to the fridge I get on all fours to rise.  Well that worked yesterday.  John! Patrick! Caitlan! Help! I can’t get up. Rolling off the sofa I’m on all fours again, a hand on the coffee table to leverage myself up – oops – here I go balancing precariously, doing a reverse mexican wave.  I put a hand on the door to steady me.  Concentrate. Slowly…put…one leg…in front of the other.  Ahh.  Ahh. Ahh. Bugger that spasm was bad.  Why is my right leg a foot behind me.  It’s so heavy. It’s not moving.  I think I’ll have to sit the next round out.  Maybe a lay down.  Gosh it’s tea time.

I think Articulate is the most frustrating.  Verbalising is increasingly challenging, the words I want are rarely in reach.  I confuse names.  My word selection is dysfunctional I say wank instead of wink, tart instead of smart.  (My friends really give me dirty looks lately.)  I stop midway in sentences because I lose the thread of what I’m saying.  I need…I need…oh what’s it called?  It’s red….it’s jelly…not jam…it goes with…with…oh what’s this meat called?  Turkey! Yes.  It goes with turkey. Cranberry sauce shouts Paddy – yes Paddy that’s it Cranberry sauce. Nope we don’t have any. F**k!  It’s funny how that particular word rolls off the tongue more easily every day.  I say it quite eloquently I think.

The physical toll myelopathy takes is difficult to cope with but the mental strain and stress are as debilitating.  Holding a conversation, banking, shopping; these are all challenging.  I like to think I’m a generous person.  Twice I’ve walked away from the cash point leaving my money in the machine for the next person to spend.  At the checkout I need to focus – on my pin number – remembering to remove the card and put it away safely….whilst the cashiers are chatting to each other, laughing.  I feel like screaming – Please! Just for one minute concentrate on me – the customer – who is obviously a bit dithery and in need of some support.  Oi and you behind me Mister – the more you tut the slower I’ll go!

The last  game I play?

Come on lot’s of you have played it too.

Hope your surgeon has a steady hand – buzzzzzzzzzz.


Clarity, hope and a big smile

The beginning: my admission to hospital via a&e was very confusing particularly as I was in the kind of pain you imagine when watching Hostel.  So I was never going to grasp what was wrong with me even if they’d spoken.  Like.   This.

It wasn’t trigeminal neuralgia.  Nor was it a stroke.  The MRI of my brain was clear but the image inadvertently captured the first few disks in my cervical spine which were congenitally fused along withcervical stenosis

When you’re admitted to hospital there is no induction.  They didn’t give me a welcome letter introducing my consultant or the time of his rounds so my family could sit in.  There was no myelopathy pamphlet explaining my condition or written diagnosis or care plan.  So…my husband’s ringing me, I can hardly speak I’m in so much pain and for the tenth time NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!

I had a second MRI, of my spine.  A few more days pass. It’s not visiting time, so I’m on my own, when a neurologist pulls the bay curtains closed and sits on my bed.  If he voiced ‘cervical myelopathy’ then in between his other words that diagnosis got lost.  He basically told me I would be wheelchair bound and incontinent.  I would have to have a colostomy bag fitted.  My neighbours of course were listening, it’s hard not to when the curtains are dramatically drawn.  They could not believe the abrupt, negative way the diagnosis was delivered.  I phoned my husband, repeated what I recalled but NO I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG.

I was transferred to Charing Cross to have an operation I knew nothing about – it’s an abcd I told my husband.  At this stage I’m on every drug going including morphine shots – I couldn’t have told you my name.

At Charing Cross my situation becomes clearer but  I’d never heard of Cervical Myelopathy – nobody had.  Not my friends or family.  My doctor? Ok, but he didn’t understand it.  It sounded dead scary.  To think that right that moment my disks were being gnawed away by some obscure, insidious entity.

At home I spent hours, days goggling myelopathy, spondylosis, stenosis.  There was so little information available unless you were a dog.  What did it mean for me?  What was my future?  Incontinence, wheelchair, bed bound?  The doctors, neurologists, surgeons; all too busy to discuss my future or what living with this disease would mean.  One doctor was contradicting another – the operation cured me – there is no cure!

I so needed to speak to a fellow sufferer.  I felt like I was the only person in the world with a horrible, disabling, deconstructing disease that nobody was interested in.  There had to be people out there, somewhere, with CSM or was it DDD or the other ten names  it hides under.

I can’t remember when I found; it was four or five years later, sometime after my third op.  It sounds wrong to say I was delighted that there were people like me but I was. Maybe it’s immature to say I felt slighted that Cancer, MS, MN and so many other diseases are recognised and CSM, this painful, exhausting, degenerative, silent assassin that would repeatedly strike, wasn’t. My life was, in a matter of weeks, shattered and it was like ‘so what?’

It’s a huge bonus that Dr Mark Kotter is an academic neurosurgeon at The University of Cambridge who is clinically interested in gaining a better understanding of  and developing treatments for, Cervical Myelopathy.   I think he will bring clarity to the current mishmash diagnosis and reveal how CSM impacts on so much more than just our limbs. I feel hopeful that in the next five to ten years myelopathy will be a better understood and represented disease.  I hope that leaflets will be in doctor’s surgeries and people will grasp that looking well doesn’t translate to feeling well.

In that respect CSM’s like ME.  We share many symptoms.  Not that I know much about ME but my daughter’s friend is a sufferer.  I know it’s chronic, it’s fluctuating, it’s exhausting and painful. It’s just wrong for someone so young and vivacious to constantly cope with a body that’s weak  when inside she’s bursting with ideas and aspirations.  It makes me more resolute to live my life, to not winge, to work around my difficulties and not feel sorry for myself…well maybe just a little…who wouldn’t?

The reason I’m thinking about Alice Ella is that she was on  a programme I have never watched until last night and I liked how Alice used it as a platform to highlight ME.  The programme was also well enjoyable.

I think about my own journey.  The times I’ve wanted to scream in the faces of some very ignorant and arrogant health professionals.  How it was easier to stay at home than attempt to explain to friends what the hell was wrong with me. To understand that participating in something as sedate as a coffee out means resting up the day before and struggling with pain the following day.

The Cambridge study and my friends at have given me the confidence to discuss my health and how it impacts on my life – they’ve made myelopathy real instead of what people judged was in my head.  When something threatens to break you, to impinge on every aspect of your life you need people to appreciate what you’re dealing with.

But you also need to get on with your life.  You need to understand your limitations and be flexible and work around them.  You need to chase your dreams and smile and laugh.  I’m still working on my book and Alice Ella is singing.  Her single 24 Obsession is waiting to download on my ipod.  I’d love Alice’s single to do well, one because it’s wicked and two because her platform to discuss ME would increase. Check out the link below:

In my dreams I’m on The Johnathan Ross show talking about my novels but more importantly myelopathy.  I now have an informed, supportive doctor and the neuro team at Charing Cross are excellent but I would love to be able to stick it to the multiple nurses, doctors and neurolo-gits who have let me down over the years – who in their ignorance and lack of compassion have made me feel like shit!  Can you tell that I’m cross?

There are so many awful things happening in the world.  Sometimes they seem so deep and so widespread that you know whatever you did to help it would have no real impact.  But we can help each other. We should help each other.

What am I actually blogging about?  What I want is for Myelopathy to be as understood as MS so that newly diagnosed people don’t experience the complete bewilderment and frustration I came up against.

I want good things for people who despite their disability put themselves out there like @alice_ella_

I want to win the lottery, have a house with a pool, write a best seller, lose a stone, get stuck in a lift with Adam Levine, be able to cook without burning, be on Strictly Come Dancing.  Have I gone too far?

That’s it.  I’m done.  Have a great day.  Smile.









I think I need to join a self help group; Hermits Anonymous.  But that might mean leaving the house.  Let’s pretend that I’m there now,  it’s my first time and I’m sitting in a circle with you.   We are in a cold, dusty church hall.

I really, really do not want to be here.  I don’t know what to say to you.  Well I wouldn’t would I…I don’t go out.  At  Alcoholics Anonymous there would be bleak, hilarious touching stories – being a hermit is quite boring really but as I’m here now I may as well unload.

My name is Alison, I have cervical myelopathy and I’m a hermit.

I’ve been a hermit on and off now for about six years but since Christmas it’s got progressively worse.  I don’t Facebook, or blog, or write, or call my mother in law. Periodically something happens to me.  I alter in some way.  It’s not gamma radiation or kryptonite but it is something insiduous and weakening and I don’t know whether my physical deterioration effects my mind or whether a bout of depression effects me physically.

I think with any kind of disability or mental illness it’s easy to withdraw from life.  It’s not something I did intentionally it sort of crept up on me.  I probably need to tell you what sparked my addiction to my home but I know it’s going to sound like one long moan so I’m going to skip it and tell you a fairytale instead.

Once upon a time there lived a mother or four who was so busy working as a teacher, raising her family and loving her husband that she didn’t realise she was ill.  Her illness was so stealthy and so unpredictable that years went by but the longer her disease went undetected the more irrepairable damage was done.  The mother got slower and slower and tireder and tireder until one day she collapsed in a heap.  The End.

My time in hospital was the bleakest, lonliest, most desperate time of my life.  I was in so much pain and on a cocktail of drugs that seriously I wanted someone to shoot me and put me out of my misery.  It was here that hermitting got a hold on me.

Leaving hospital was the second step toward hermitting. I was wheelchair bound with an operation scheduled that I didn’t really grasp. I was in immense pain.  It was crushing – it’s in your head, between your shoulder blades, down your arms, in your toes.  I had pins and needles in a body that was a fizzing bath bomb.  It was like a constant low voltage taser.  The two months before my op I was so debilitated I sat slouched in an archair;   I physically couldn’t leave the house.  It was the sort of pain that you can’t snap out of because it was constant and deep.  I deliberated over my bag of drugs amongst which I had a large supply of morphine.  Prior to myelopathy I was rarely ill.  I only took paracetemol a handful of times. I think I had anitbiotics twice.  Taking the drugs seemed like giving in. Should I take them all the time? Should I only take them when I’m in actual pain?  I didn’t know.  Family and friends said only take them when you’re desperate.  I was desperate.  I was bordering suicidal I was so knocked off my feet.  Be strong, hot water bottles, vitamins, pilates!  All those snips of advice might be helpful for someone who has strained a muscle or tweeked something but not for someone who has spinal cord damage.

I have my operation.  When I come around I’m in pain but it’s normal pain, pain that you expect when your neck is opened up.  Two hours later I’m sitting up, having a cuppa and the next day I walk from Charing Cross hospital to Hammersmith tube and take the train home.  So you see I’m not a wimp or a fusser; I’m a can do woman.

Then things get a bit awkward.  No one has heard of CSM.  It sounded like something I’d invented.  Also because I had an operation people presumed I was fixed.  Other than Sharon and Paula when friends saw me out and about ‘you look so well’ they said but what they’re really thinking is ‘there’s nothing wrong with her’.  But they don’t see me the next day when I can’t raise my arms to wash my hair, I can’t put my shoes on, I’m swaying around the house like I’m on a catamaran, I’m popping pills, my husband pulling me off the loo, I’m in bed and can’t raise my head off the pillow.

Imagine you are running a marathon and the last mile is killing you.  Your limbs feel heavy, they’re burning from over exertion, you’re uncoordinated, your vision is blurring, it’s hard to breath…well that’s what moving around is like for me. It’s so challenging it’s easier to stay put.

Just because I have a smile on my face and a chirpy voice doesn’t mean I’m not disabled and being disabled doesn’t mean you have a leg and one eye missing.  Myelopathy operates under the radar.  You can’t see the head pain that has a stronghold on the brain or the muscles tightly twisting one day and loosy goosy the next.

After my second operation people begin to get the idea. Me too.

I have a third op eighteen months later.  I do not want a forth.  Ever. I now can’t raise my arms or bend without severe headrush, dizziness, pain.  I can’t scramble eggs my wrists are so weak.  Everything flies out of my hands, my grasp is poor.  I’m slower and more unstable on my feet.  I get confused easily.  I can’t sit for long.  I can’t stand for long. I can’t go far in the car, the poor suspension gives me nodding dog pain…but if I condition my hair, paint my nails, put some nice clothes on I look ok.  So people make unthoughtful comments, they make judgements – why was she using a wheelchair last week but not today – they think its mind over matter.  This all contributes to being a hermit.

To type this blog I’ve had to take 2 x paracemol, 2 x ibruprophen and 2 x tramadol in addition to my regular perscription of 600mg pregabalin and 75mg amitriptyline.  My fingers hurt, they keep involuntarily flicking onto the wrong keys and I have to repeatedly backspace, it’s very frustrating.

I haven’t really facebooked, emailed, written, left my home much since October. I find Winter a difficult season. Getting dressed is hard work; so many layers; it’s so much easier staying in my pjs.  So me showering and dressing is soldiering on.    Me going for a coffee is soldiering on.  I manage my pain by only doing what is in my comfort zone that day.  When I’m tired or struggling I go to bed no matter what time of day.  I used to feel guilty; a fraud when I felt well.  Not now. I’m determined to take care of myself and enjoy life even when my life is within the walls of my home.  I’ve been so poorly at times that I’ve conquered justifying my illness and explaining the hundred reasons why my husband is my full time carer.  I don’t care that so and so had a back operation and now they’re playing squash – good for them or that so and so is in terrible pain with siatica but they still go bingo – that’s lovely but it’s not a competition on who copes best with pain, or who suffers more.  I don’t need confirmation from others that I’m a trooper.  I know I am but who cares anyway, I just want to laugh and be happy.  Yesterday for instance I’d stiffened to the point of snapping so my husband drives me to the local leisure centre to swalk and with my float attached I stretched and flexed in the water in a way I can’t do on land because of poor balance. I had a lovely steam and hot shower and moisturised my skin even though my heavy arms burnt with pain and it was exhausting.  I couldn’t dry my hair though because I couldn’t hold the weight of the dryer or raise my arms. Afterward we went for coffee and a pastry in Cafe Rouge, sitting by the window, the warm sun on our faces. Marks’ food hall is next door.  I love looking in Marks.  It’s an outing.  When we arrived home I couldn’t get out of the car, it took my husband a good few attempts to get me out.  I couldn’t straighten, I was bent over.  My head was compressed like corned beef.  My daughter unpacked the shopping and put it away whilst passing me ingredients to make sandwiches.  I didn’t have a sarnie because my digestion now is crap and my weight continues to increase so I only have cereal for breakfast and one small healthy meal at dinner time.  That evening we watched Line of Duty.   I really, really enjoyed my day.  I was able to chat to my kids, have a laugh, hear their gossip, tease my husband.  Read a little. It was lovely; even though I needed painkillers I felt sprightly.

I’ve learnt not to dig myself a hole because I want people to think I’m brave and not wallowing in my drama.  Tomorrow maybe I’ll have a bad day, maybe I won’t cope, maybe my husband will have to cook or the kids will have to sort themselves out.  I don’t force myself anymore.  Taking a back seat has been the hardest thing but life is so much more doable now that I’ve let go.

This is why there’s been a long gap between this and my last blog.  I can’t be Miss upbeat twenty four seven, sometimes I feel overwhelmed by my recurring symptoms.  I struggle with the inconsistency of them not that I want to feel bad all the time, it’s just hard yo-yo-ing between well and unwell.  My condition can change hour by hour and that affects my confidence to go out.  I continually make arrangements only to back out at the last minute.  I have to be spontaneous and go hell for leather when I feel well.  Like when I saw LaLaLand on a Monday and Split on a Thursday.

The real point of writing today’s blog is that I’ve returned to the brilliant  after a long absence. I’ve read through the blogs and see fellow members experiencing the ‘work through the pain’ bullshit that I had to deal with.  Keeping mobile is essential but to live with myelopathy you need to be realistic and accept limitations and you need a supportive family who are informed.

In an ideal world anyone diagnosed with myelopathy should be referred to councelling. because it’s such a mind game. An informed professional is needed who can talk to us and our family about the condition, what to expect long term and how it might effect our life. Husbands, wives, children, friends need to recognise that we’re an endangered specie.  We need patience and understanding to help us conserve our energy and effort so that we have quality time.  Often I’ve felt like I have a personality disorder, often I’ve felt dangerously low, all the time I yearn for the old me.  The me that was going to be an active grandma in the future, the wife that was going to travel around the world with her husband, making love in the sea.  Instead I’m a wife who has no feeling below the waist; that’s quite a challenge for a relationship. My identity has been torn up and I’ve spent the last years reinventing myself.

I’m two and a half years now without surgical intervention.   I haven’t lapsed, I have not ironed or carried the washing basket.  I have not hoovered or mopped the floors. My symptoms are returning though but I am being strong and determined and getting on with things but I no longer take risks with my health.  I no longer pretend to be superwoman.  I’m simply a woman.

Thirty Years A Slave

It’s my wedding annivesary this month.

I don’t think my husband knows that.   We’ve never celebrated it.  Our lives were so busy with work and children and enjoying the moment that it got put to the back of the drawer.

So much has changed since I first fell ill with CSM…but most of all my husband.  These are not criticisms they’re fact.

My husband expected

  • a dinner on the table after work, something involving meat and veg
  • the house to be tidy
  • the children to be settled

If I typed a list of what I did and what he did I think I’d probably divorce him…so we won’t go there.  Actually although I was a full-time working mother I was happy to meet his expectations.  My nature is to care.

We ticked along nicely.  Sometimes we had spats and fallings out.  Sometimes I wanted to scream in his face that I was bloody exhausted from work and juggling kids and housework and cooking.  Other times I felt this immense pride that I was a super being. I’d never been good at anything – I was so mediocre I blended into walls, doors, landscapes, skyline; I barely existed till I met my husband.  His high expectations elevated me; I was an epic wife and mother.  That’s not a brag – it’s true.

Without noticing myelopathy  gradually and silently drained my power, sapping my life force until I was empty…until I crumbled.

I remember the morning my husband drove me to A&E.  it was still dark.  About 4am. We had to leave our eldest, 16, in charge of our other three.  For me to relinquish my responsibility, to beg to go to A&E, meant I was in trouble.

I had no idea that my trip to A&E for some hard drugs would reveal that I was slowly becoming paralysed.

I was in hospital for seven weeks.  Whilst I battled pain and disability my family began to disintegrate.  The tight ship that I’d nurtured began to sink.  Call after call.  Questions. Hot air. Mini breakdowns. Slaming of doors.  It was all happening. The Murphy’s in crisis.  Blame was attributed to everyone and everything.  Each Murphy had an opinion. Fingers were pointed, hurtful words were spoken and that was just day one.

I had calls from my husband. He’s never coped well with vagueness or ambiguity.  How many items should he put in the washing machine – 10? No honey.  Ten socks would be too little and ten towels too heavy.  Just half fill it with anything.

My thirteen year old son calls.  He’s been prescribed tablets for his acne.  He needs to know how to swallow a tablet!  I talk him through it, together the tablet is downed.

My sixteen year old daughter calls.  She’s slammed the front door and leaves a shouting father behind.  Mum he’s cracking up.  We’ve no clean clothes, no towels, the smoke alarms persistently bleeps whilst dad burns, its chips every night and accusations that if we’d done more to help you wouldn’t be so ill.  She says that’s something coming from a husband who can’t find his own socks and boxers without his wife.

My husband was not a new man; there were no moisturisers on his bathroom shelf – a man bag? Please! But what I love about him is he rose to the challenge.  There is nothing my husband can’t achieve.    As cups and coffee jars fell from my grasp,  his broom and pan were not far behind.  As I swayed from room to room, tripping up, slipping up, banging into everything, he pulled up mats and moved furniture.  When my hands were too feeble to stir and too painful to mix, he picked up the wooden spoon.  I remember when my body gave out and I was confined to my bed awaiting another operation. I was too weak to hold a book so he unbound the pages of a best seller and attached a few at a time to a piece of cardboard that rested on my chest – we called it a Swindle.  I think that period was the worst time in my life.  I couldn’t climb stairs so occupational therapy delivered a hospital bed which was in the front room, next to the window.  I would watch the birds and the squirrels.  It’s so silly really but I named them.  My husband made ledges in the different trees and put bird food out to encourage activity. He conquered…the washing machine,  the oven, the Hoover, the iron, even sewing. Following my third operation I had reduced movement in my neck – I could not look down, food kept falling off my fork, so he made a base raising my plate to mouth level.  It was nice enough that I could bring it to the coffee shop or to a restaurant.

Marriage is hard.  Family is even harder especially when you have adult children living in the family home.  I don’t want to give the impression that it’s all Mary Poppins in our house.  It certainly is not.  My husband is my carer.  We spend too much time together.  It’s hard for me never to be alone.  I’m quiet, introverted, happy with my own company.  It’s hard for him not working. My husband is larger than life, opinionated, social.  My disability has been harsh on both of us.  There is no shielding loved ones from this disease because it is so erratic, so insidious, so damaging.

Like a kangaroo I bounce from one physical state to another.  I’ve spent the last two days in bed with a pain in my head and neck the demobilises me. My mood dips, rises, simmers. Today  I’m upbeat but I’m losing my balance, my head is cloudy, my grip has gone.  I feel very confused.

Today my husband got up with the kids, he drove them to school.  He popped into Aldi on way back for groceries.  He’s walking the dogs now.  On his return he’ll make soup and a sarnie. After he’ll tidy and hoover.  Then he’ll think about dinner.

I know without doubt my husband has got my back.  He’s researched myelopathy so thoroughly he could operate if he had to. We’ve always been a team.

On Facebook, on the myelopathy support group I feel sad reading comments about family members being unsupportive. I can’t imagine how gutted that must make you feel.  I don’t know how I’d cope if my husband wasn’t hovering around, checking on me, making our home cosy and looking after the kids.  He’s simply a different man.  I fell in love with the old him…but it’s the new him that I continue to love.

In the beginning…

This is my myelopathy back story for You may need to pop the kettle on and put your feet up – it’s long and repetitious; a meandering tale of fact floating amongst memories.

When I was 43 I was me.

When I was 44 I was different.  More advanced? Faster? Cleverer? More knowledgeable?  No.

It’s hard to identify when symptoms first appeared.  My problems rose from congenital defects so maybe I was all wrong from the beginning.

As a child the park playground scared me – the swing, the see saw – I felt sick, I felt like the ground was sweeping up to grab me.  As an adult with my own children –  I felt the same.

Passing my driving test was one of my biggest achievements. Did I struggle with parallel parking because I couldn’t turn my head sufficiently?  Or was I just rubbish at parking?

My first two pregnancies are trouble-free – even better nearly pain-free – did not feel contractions until baby ready to arrive.  First daughter born in two hours.  First son in under an hour.

At the beginning of this recount I was a lecturer in an FE college.  I was good at my job, I enjoyed it. Never ill, never off work. Never in need of even a paracetemol.


Headaches, poor concentration, stiffness,  dizziness, heavy painful limbs.  Began losing balance, every noise jarred in my brain.  When I looked up to my white board I felt sick dizzy.  Lost concentration, students started playing up, too tired to mark assignments or plan lessons in the evening.

Fall pregnant with third child.  Very happy but exhausted; have a constant dull headache. Crick in neck.   Don’t take painkillers  because of pregnancy.  Pain becomes second nature.  Need Caesarian.  Able to go home day after – my head pain greater than Caesarian pain.  Wear a wholly hat outdoors, indoors, winter, summer because slightest draft worsens head pain.  Feel constantly cold. Return to work after six months. Experience pins and needles in feet and up arms.  Suffer dead leg. Dizzy, head rush, feel like I’ll collide with the floor. Horrible spasms between shoulder blades. Pain affects my patience with students.  Carrying assignments around or handouts is hard, they feel like blocks of concrete.

Begin  missing days off work.   Diagnosed as depressed.

Fall pregnant again.   Feel ill, know it’s not the baby.   Have shoulder pain, sinus pain, legs feel heavy. At swimming pool week by week I swim less lengths.  All symptoms put down to hard pregnancy. Return to work after maternity leave.  First day is a struggle.  Can’t concentrate in Curriculum Meeting.  Every noise vibrates in my brain.  Very shaky.  Moving my sluggish body around is exhausting.  I stagger during lessons, I lose the thread of what I’m teaching.  Work is horrible.  I feel isolated from my colleagues of ten years.  To them my sickness doesn’t make sense.  I’m in for one day, away for two.  In three days away for a week.  My moral is as brittle as my body. I worsen so I hand in my notice.

At home most of my issues subside but I have a dull constant headache. Swim most days and think I’m getting older because twenty lengths reduces to nineteen and steadily decease to the point I’m swimming around in a circle.

I power walk the kids to school.  We sing The Grand Old Duke of York.  We usually get to the playground ten minutes before school.  As weeks go by I am confused by how we leave home at the usual time yet hear the bell before reaching the playground.  I think I have a virus.

Return to work, school hours only.  Two years and not a days sickness.  Still go swimming twice a week but when I’m in the water my right arm is unable to move against the resistance of the water.  The pain in it is breathtaking.  I stop swimming, I presume the problem is muscular.  It begins to affect everyday movement.  When I mow the lawn. When I raise my arms to get clothes from the wardrobe.  I use deep heat and a water bottle. My head pain increases significantly so I take every painkiller available: paracetamol, codeine, ibruprohpen. Every day  I struggle with pain, with exhaustion.  I don’t want to phone in sick so I hand my notice in.

A year at home, just taking the kids to school, I expect to feel better but I worsen.  Every tooth in my month hurts, my head pain is staggering, nothing over the counter touches it. I can’t bear noise.  The children’s voices.  The clock ticking.  I just want it to stop.  I visit dentist – no dental issues.  My eyes feel like they’re about to roll out of their sockets the pressure is so immense.  I want to gauge out the pain between my shoulder blades.  My jaw pain is so bad I drink liquids through a straw.  I visit another dentist, I insist on x-rays – they come back clear, but my face is burning up.

Doctor’s appointment. Without even looking in my mouth he  diagnoses trigeminal neuralgia and puts me on a tablet I can’t remember but no pain relief prescribed.  I no longer sleep, the pain is too powerful. My mouth feels on fire.   A week passes and I can barely lift my head off the pillow. Halfway on the route to pick up my kids from school I find myself sprawled on the ground.   Husband takes me to A&E.  Doctor seems perturb with my symptoms.  Blood is taken and painkillers given.  Lay head on pillow and for the first time in a year I feel my pain subside. I want to remain on this bed forever.

Blood results indicate swelling.  Then think I had a stroke. I’m admitted to the stroke ward. Three days later I am MRI’d – a brain scan. Brain fine.  Incidentally part of my cervical spine was MRI’d. Results show abnormalities in spine.  The neural consultant visits.  He clumsily explains the MRI – I don’t understand him.  The only thing I remember to tell my husband is that I’ll need a colostomy, I’ll be paralysed from the neck down.  Patients in my bay come and sit on my bed and can’t believe how such  a significant life altering condition could be delivered so bluntly.

Outcome; I’m to stay in hospital till a bed becomes available in the neurological ward at Charing Cross.  Over the next five weeks I see very little of my family.  I feel low, so low that coping with chronic pain is a battle.  Even morphine shots only keep pain at bay for an hour of two. My weight steadily decreases. I feel a gland inside my cheek rubbing coarsely against my teeth. As my cheek begins to swell. I ask  consultant  to take blood to check  for infection.  He curtly refuses.  I get no more daily visits from him or his team.  I am in limbo. My husband wants to take me from Hillingdon to Charing X himself but I’m in too much pain.

A bed becomes available in Charing X.  I am ambulanced there.  That night, like many previous, I have night terrors onset by the cocktail of drugs previously prescribed.  I spend the night rocking on my bed, thinking I’m in Little House on the prairie, crying.

Am due to be operated on today although I have no idea what the surgeons are doing or what the outcome is.  The surgeon strides in with his team like Grey’s Anatomy.  He cancels my operation due to a severe infection showing in my bloodwork.   He can’t understand why it wasn’t treated earlier or why I was sent over in an unoperable state. He explains that if he opened me up my infection would dangerously spread and probably kill me.  I feel wretched.  I just want to be fixed.

My infection is so rooted I am transferre to ENT.  During my two weeks there my face blows up – I’m the elephant woman.  My jaw locks whilst semi closed so I am put on a liquid diet.  A pain consultant visits me.  She looks at my notes and is flabbergasted by my cocktail of drugs.  She prescribes Pregabalin which I will be on for a lifetime and morphine.  My pain subsides.   I am hooked up to IV antibiotics but the swelling continues.  I have another MRI, a CT scan, an ultrasound.  The infection, although wide-spread, is not concentrated enough for them to draw it out with a needle. It seems the infection began in my cheek, (most probably transmitted by a dentist with unsterilized tools).  It has spread to under my teeth; tooth to be extracted to treat the infection beneath.  At this stage I don’t care what happens. I have to go under general anesthetic because my jaw is locked and there is very little room for the surgeon to work.  It took  hours to get the tooth out. My swelling begins to subside but my jaw remains locked.  I am allowed to go home.  I have to be completely infection free for a couple of weeks before op. I take oral antibiotics for two weeks.  I have lost two stone, when I look in the mirror I see a skeleton, I cannot walk, I am very fragile.

Every day my mobility worsens.  I spend nights and days trapped in a chair because my body isn’t responding to my brain.  The pain is hellish.  I continue to lose weight – I look horrendous, like I’ve had all the life sucked out of me.  The kids are terrified.  I work hard to be positive.  To hug them.  To be the real me.

I get  neurosurgeon appointment.  At long last I will understand my illness.   He explains I have a degenerative disease and without the op I will slowly become paralysed from the neck down.  I might not even be able to talk.  He explains that the operation can’t undo cord damage it simply relieves the pressure from the cord to prevent further compression. He books my op for two weeks time – December 2010.

Wake up from op feeling great.  The arm pain, the head sizzling, my shaky hands, all gone.  My body feels light and responsive. I have a six-week check-up with x-rays, I happily tell the surgeon how great I feel. He sees that I can’t walk properly due to spinal cord damage and two fingers on my right hand are fixed together, I didn’t care that I had to hobble around with a walking stick, I was well again. A week later I received a letter stating that I was released from clinic.  There was no monitoring…or physio…or  occupational health referal…the only advice I was given was to keep my spine aligned.  I asked about swimming?  No, it puts too much pressure on the neck.

Two month later I recognise the signs of myelopathy again.  I think I’m imagining it.  I housewife but my arms are painful and heavy.  When I bend down to the fridge and up to the washing line immense head rush unbalances me.   I simply didn’t want to be more disabled than my current state so I make a doctor’s appointment with a view to an MRI .  Doctor poo poo’s my symptoms.  I challenge his diagnosis. He prescribes tramadol and advised me to learn to cope with pain.  Leaving the surgery I feel troubled.  The doctor clearly had no understanding of myelopathy.  I write a long-winded letter to Charing X.

Shortly (it’s now six months after my op) I receive a telephone clinic from a Charing X neurosurgeon.  He was not best pleased with my letter. He refers me to physio and told me to learn to cope with pain.  Told off again! Need more tramadol. My dependency on painkillers begins once more.

By the time of my physio  appointment I can’t function at home.  My days are spent rooted to a chair, unable to lay down, unable to move head.  I explain my pain is so acute I can’t talk or eat. Physio very concerned about my symptoms and physical state.  Emails my doctor advising I need a neurosurgeon appointment urgently.

Neurosurgeon attempts to reassure me that my symptoms are quite normal for someone with my condition.  He said it was impossible that two months after one surgery I would have myelopathy again.  I am not reassured. I get a little hysterical.  I demand an MRI.  It’s demoralising having to beg for help.  I feel lonely and spend most of my days fighting pain, berating myself for not being tougher and guilty that I seem to be a nuisance to the NHS.  In all honesty I find it hard to keep going.  If I didn’t have the children to consider I might take another course of action.

Months later my husband drives me to Charing Cross for MRI. The car journey increases my pain.  Struggle to get from car to wheelchair. Can only walk a few steps.  Need help getting onto the MRI table.  Afterwards I can’t get up.  In so much pain I go into A&E.   The doctor there seems confused when they conduct neurological tests – they say it’s odd that I can do one thing then not another.  I feel on the defensive.  No one seems to understand what’s happening to my  body and mind. I try to explain how my body is different every day, sometimes from hour to hour. They get a neurosurgeon to look at the MRI. I think why is this so horrible.  I’m scared of bad news.  But what about good news? Then I’m paranoid, weak, attention seeking.  It’s bad news – I was right. I have cord compression. I need surgery immediately. So eleven months after one operation I have the second.

This op is as good as the first.  I am a little more disabled but I can walk again and  the pain is gone. I want to go home but I’m not prepared to be discharged without referrals to wheelchair services, social worker, occupational therapy and physio.  I ask lots of questions about myelopathy whilst I have access to consultants and nurses.  Even on the same team definitions and interpretations are different.  The nurses think one thing – the consultant another – the physio something completely different.  What the fuck’s going on? It’s finally explained to me that I have an aggressive form of cervical sponylotic myelopathy.  I complain about the lack of explanation and monitoring.  They said I was in less than 1% representing  those  having had an operation who shortly have repeat symptoms.   I ask could cord compression occur a third time.  They aren’t sure so  refer me to a neurologist for monitoring.

Visit neurologist and I describe how well I feel, how successful the surgery was.  He seems quite amenable and says he’ll review me again in six months.

I shuffle around the house. I cook a little.  Do some light housework. Using a walker I can get on the bus and shop a little and bank. I remain on pregabalin but the dosage I need is much lower following op and I do not need pain relief.

Groundhog day arrives and the cycle begins again.  I’m dropping things, my foot drags, my arms are heavy, I can’t sleep because the headrush is worse when I close my eyes.  Every day is different.  Neck pain, limbs involuntarily jerking, back spasms, head pain, light and sound intolerance, general confusion.  My pain increases from dull to throbbing to a feeling that my head will implode.  I tell all this to the neurologist at my second appointment.  His amiability goes out the window.  Didn’t I understand that I’d had an operation and I was fixed?  That my symptoms were simply in my head.  That I needed to be braver, learn to cope with the pain. Bastard!   I insist on an MRI.  He is not happy.

The mri is good, no compression.  In an ‘I told you so’ tone  his letter infers my inability to accept that (quote) ‘she had some back problems in the past but they were fixed now’.  He indicated that my responses to his tests were false in some way.  I wanted to scream and pull his finger nails out with tweezers.

As time passes I worsen, I am now so worried I ask the doctor to refer me to another neurologist at another hospital for a second opinion.

Months later the appointment arrives and although the doctor seems nice I sense an undercurrent when he examines me.  He says that my responses are contradictory.  That if I could do one thing, I should be able to do the other.  I ask for an MRI.  He disputes the need for one.  He too takes the stance of the other neurologist.  I say that if he doesn’t take me seriously and I find I have compression I would be taking legal action.  He agrees to get a  consultant radiologist  to review the scan.

Second opinion finds slight compression, stenosis and bone spurs leaving limited space for the nerves.  Appointment made with surgeon.

More months pass and I worsen.  I need a wheelchair when I leave the house. Appointment comes and surgeon sees the state I’m in and requests head and full spine mri.

Three months later we meet again to review the mri.  There is compression both anterior and posterior now.  I have op in December 2014.  In total I have had three ops in five years. Each time my diagnosis is too late to avoid cord compression and further irreversible damage.  The surgeon agrees I should be monitored by his team.  At last I feel happy and confident that I won’t get compression a fourth time.

I was good for about eight months.  At my yearly review I told the surgeon my symptoms were back.  Some were subtle, some were not.  He said he’d see me in six months time.  Just before that I fall over onto my coffee table.  I’d been dizzy and falling over frequently.  At A&E they call a neurologist to examine me.  Like the others he said my responses were strange.   I said they are whatever they are.   He said he’d contact Charing x see what they say.  They say MRI me immediately.  The MRI came back fine.  I attend my Charing x appointment and the surgeon shows me the MRI and I see for myself that there is no compression, it all looks clear.  We agree to meet in six months, or before if my symptoms worsen.

And here I am.  Very dizzy, confused, pain in my arms, legs and hands, heavy limbs, struggling to get up, to walk, to function, my fingers flicking and my arm jerking sporadically, dropping everything.  So I’m nearly housebound, popping pills,unable to wash my hair independently, unable to think clearly, can’t bend so I can’t go to the fridge or put a chicken in the oven or put my shoes on.  In the last few weeks my ability to hold a conversation is disintegrating. The wrong words come out of my mouth, their words become scrambled in my brain.  I get drowsy because from the effort of conversing. I feel like I’ve got MS, motor neuron disease and a streak of madness

If I had to choose the worst side effect of this horrible disease that mimics so many others it would  be the doubt.  It simmers in the breath of nurses, it settles on the tongues on neurologists.  It’s received by my ears and it eats away at my confidence.  These educated, but no nothing, care providers have done as much damage to my mental and psychological states as myelopathy has weakened my body.  I keep being told my symptoms are strange…but how can they be if they are the same as you guys…and there’s hundreds of you.   We can’t all have odd symptoms that materialise then dematerialise.

This is my journey to-date, actually it’s not a journey it’s a fucking nightmare.

I offer a big hug to all those at and  Thank you.

Psst…are you still awake?